Lyrics: The acronym king
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I kick off the game with a solid S.O.W,
Define the scope, no delay, no foul play.
K.P.I.’s locked, milestones on track,
Budget aligned, never looking back.
I run M.R.P., optimize the flow,
M.I.S. dashboards, numbers in tow.
Gantt charts pop, no lag, no slack,
P.E.R.T. in my brain, got the whole plan stacked.
H.D.P.E., A.B.S., P.P. in sight,
Material science, yeah, I get it just right.
O.E.M. calls, gotta keep it tight,
Supplier on board, we don’t miss no flight.
D.F.M. check, molds on deck,
L.I.M. process, keep that spec.
S.P.C. tight, no defects here,
I drop that risk, make it disappear.
Cross-func teams, Q.A. in sync,
E.H.S, keep it safe, no kink.
Ops aligned, workflow’s prime,
E.R.P. pings when we right on time.
S.Q.C. watch, process in tune,
Six Sigma grind, not a moment too soon.
ISO locked, compliance real,
Audit that data, check that seal.
Gotta pivot quick, change control,
CAPA plan if things unfold.
Stakeholder calls, update my slides,
Charts so clean, they get real wide eyes.
Lean all day, cut that waste,
Kaizen mode, no time to wait.
Value stream mapped, flow so mean,
Every damn step just squeaky clean.
Budget flex, R.O.I. stays tight,
I risk assess, keep the cash flow right.
Mitigate flaws before they grow,
Lessons learned, now we pro.
I drop acronyms, y’all just stare,
Like I’m speaking code, but I swear it’s fair.
Don’t call me out, just read the doc,
If you don’t get it, that ain’t my block!
